But I face no such moral dilemma today.
Cards on the dining table, I'm genuinely saddened to hear about the death of Clarissa Dickson-Wright, one of my favourite 'celebrity chefs' - if such a tawdry description isn't doing her a disservice - and a truly great English eccentric.
The finest foodie television of the late 1990s saw Clarissa infamously paired up with Jennifer Paterson, an equally outspoken lady of similar girth and uncompromising good taste.
It's been nearly 15 years since Paterson's death brought Two Fat Ladies to a premature end - Christ, time flies, doesn't it? - and it's strange to think that, at 66, Dickson-Wright is actually younger than Paterson was when they started making the series. Both taken too soon.
A producer working on the show once described the 'pornographic joy' the pair of them took in using vast quantities of butter and cream as they prepared the rich hearty dishes that made them an overnight success, and it may well have been then that the term 'food porn' was first coined. Entirely appropriately too.
|Will we ever see their like again?|
Their uncompromising philosophy was backed by no small measure of dep indulgence, and, quite probably, greed; all good, honest stuff with which I staunchly identify. And a world apart from the some of the twattery of latter-day celebrity chefs.
I never got to meet Clarissa or sample her cooking (nor she mine!) but I like to think that we would have had much in common, not least a lusty attitude towards life and food. And, until she stopped drinking, drink.
Even as an alcohlic, she defied convention, famously keeping a well-stocked cellar for her guests and refusing to join the cavalry of sanctimoniusness.
It's not normally appropriate to raise a glass in memory of a deceased lush, but I'm sure in this case, Clarissa would be disappointed if we didn't make a bold exception. And, while we're at it, let's rustle up some extra buttery pastry and make a vast pie full of locally-reared meat, audaciously seasoned, with a decadently rich sauce.
It's how she'd like to be remembered, I'm sure. That and being one of the mothers of food porn.